This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Justin beiber..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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