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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

taking out the trash... at night

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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