- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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