- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Once there was a girl named Andrea

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