How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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here's a joke... the american education society

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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