Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Shltskc gw? G

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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