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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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