- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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