- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

drugs.

I Have a Black Friend

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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