What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Refridgerator.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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