- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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