- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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