- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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