Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Your mom went to college

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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