- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

123 f*ck off

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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