- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

hey hey apple

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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