What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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