Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Your mam is so fat.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Anti Joke

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