Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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