Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

sucks Syntax...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock Who's there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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