- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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