- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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