An orphan falls off a cliff.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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