An Asian with a big dick.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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