Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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dat shoe shine tho

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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