What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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your face

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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