- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

the WNBA.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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