Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Maths.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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silver bullet?

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Happy Monday!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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