- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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