- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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