An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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