Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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