- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Pain Olympics.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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