- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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