- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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