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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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