- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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