- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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