Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Tunechi

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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