- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what's black and can't swim?

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

13 =B you just learned something

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

hey hey apple

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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