- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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