roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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