What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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