Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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