Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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FUCK YOU

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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