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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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