- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

roses are red poo is poo

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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