- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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