A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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