Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats a joke

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

civil rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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