- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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