- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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