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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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