- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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penis. nuff said.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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