Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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