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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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