- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Click here to end the world.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

what do you call a black chef glendon

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled