- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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