what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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