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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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