Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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womans having rights.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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