Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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hi

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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