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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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