- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

womens rights

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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