- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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