- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock knock Come in

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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