What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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