what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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