- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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