Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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