What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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