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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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