A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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