- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Pain Olympics.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's 1+1? 69.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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