What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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dallen loves penis

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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black people swimming

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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