What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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