- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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