What is green and slow Grass.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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