- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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