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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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