This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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