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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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