What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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