Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Sarah Palin.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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