Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Men's rights

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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