I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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