A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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