During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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