- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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