- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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