How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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