- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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