- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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