- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

race-car = rac-ecar

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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