- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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