- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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