Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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your mom.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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