- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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