- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what are you mike bibby?

AIDS

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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