- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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