- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

my penis

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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