why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the new green? Green

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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