Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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