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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What? Huh?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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