- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why does the man appear fat he is

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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