Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

penis. nuff said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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