Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Communism hehe xd

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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