My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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