why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Women.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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