- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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