- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish