a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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