- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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