The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Tunechi

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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