- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

These Jokes suck.

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