- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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