- Anti Joke

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all