- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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