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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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