What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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