- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Your mother is so fat.

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