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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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