OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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