why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

womens rights.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A guy at a baseball game....

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Okay.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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